Don't Say I Didn't Warn You - Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel. (July 2008, multiband, Brendon/Spencer, Jon Walker’s beard, The Cab, Little Adam, ~7k)
If you know my name, tell it to me - It's a secret, but isn't, like, a secret. Jon doesn't like hiding parts of himself. (July 2008, Panic, The Academy Is..., unicorn!Jon Walker, ~3k)
We Would Bring It On And On - Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back. (June 2008, multiband, Brendon/Spencer, high school AU, Spencer gets his Jersey on, 27k)
no vows will be forgotten - "We've got salsa, Ryan Ross. Sal-sa!" Brendon does a little dance in his seat and Jon plays the invisible maracas for him. (June 2008, follows purity rings are for ugly dudes and another word for tacos, Panic, Jonas Brothers, slashy gen, high!Jon, purity rings, tacos, Ryan Ross, ~1k)
another word for tacos - "You stole a Jonas Brother," Spencer says. (June 2008, sequel to purity rings are for ugly dudes, Panic, Jonas Brothers, slashy gen, high!Jon, purity rings, tacos, ~1k)
purity rings are for ugly dudes - Jon just wants to take him home and give him to Brendon to cuddle. (June 2008, Panic, Jonas Brothers, slashy gen, high!Jon, purity rings, tambourines, ~1k)
Allotropy - "It's like, okay," Alex says to Carson's mice, slumped down on a stool, chin cupped into his hand. The mice are taking turns pushing each other off the little rodent wheel. "You know how you find your soul mate, only he's straight and also an asshole?" (May 2008, multibandom, The Cab, Singer/Johnson, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, & Sublimation, ~10k)
The Magic Friend Band - The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon's Magic Friend Band (April 2008, multibandom, Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, AU, 9k+)
Break Away - "Want to shut the fuck up, Urie?" Carden says from Jon's other side, and then Brendon spots Johnson trying very hard to become one with the thicket, and oh, hey, it's a party. A party of death. (April 2008, multibandom, gen, Brendon, Jon, Mike Carden, Johnson, ~2k)
Tear Down the Slaughter-house - Brendon isn't surprised when Haley opens the door for him, not really. (April 2008, Panic, Brendon/Spencer, future fic, character death, ~7k)
Mostly Products Created By Nature - Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn't care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year. (March 2008, multibandom, Greta/Bob, high school AU, ~6k)
Songs About Vikings - The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, "Spencer Smith's beard made me gay." (March 2008, Panic, Brendon/Spencer, magical beards, 2k+)
Sublimation - William is not exactly sure what's going on, but he's feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it. (March 2008, multibandom, various pairings, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy & Entropy, 18k+)
A Week In The Life Of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor - Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that's when Ross sets his room on fire. (February 2008, multibandom, AU, Bob/Ryan, Frankenmobile, ~4k)
Whether It's Wednesday Or A Saturday Night - One) he almost coughed up both his lungs; two) he gets fucking chatty when he's high, apparently, and he'd lectured Disashi for god knows how long on Dostoevsky, of all things; and three) he'd told Gaylor he's, "No lie, no lie, seriously, a witch." They'd had a good laugh over that one. (February 2008, multibandom, Teen Witch AU, Ryan/Mike Kennerty, Jon/Spencer, 14k+)
Entropy - His fingers itch, and the way they brush against the cool surface is a third reflex, a third accident, and a third pure perverse curiosity. (January 2008, MCR, Frank/Gerard, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, companion to Enthalpy, 1k+)
The World May Never Know - "It takes three licks, dude," Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, "Duh," because he's a freaking wise owl, he knows these things. (December 2007, Brendon/Spencer, Joe, William, Gabe, Adam Brody, The Who Council, ~6k)
The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride - At sixteen, Patrick might still have horse posters plastered all over his bedroom walls, might still sleep on cowboy sheets and have a sagging bookshelf full of riding mags, worn Marguerite Henry books, but none of that is half as embarrassing as his enormous crush on Pete Wentz. (December 2007, Patrick/Pete, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, Christmas, The Saddle Club AU, sequel to Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie, 6k+)
Solvation - It's possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon's fault. "Okay," Brendon says. "Okay, this could be my fault." (December 2007, multibandom, various pairings, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, sequel to Supersaturation, 23k+)
Enthalpy - "Oh, and," Other-Frank bobbed his head, "there's two of me now." (December 2007, multibandom, Gerard/Frank, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, companion to Solvation, ~5k)
resist the darkness - It took a few days for Patrick to realize Mikey wasn't hanging around for Pete. (November 2007, MCR, FOB, Mikey/Patrick, request drabble, ~1k)
cutest thing since puppies - Brendon thinks Neville is the cutest thing since puppies were invented. (October 2007, Never Was A Badger So 'verse, gen, multibandom, request drabble, Hogwarts fusion, AU, ~1k)
the best planner of plans - Mikey is sort of this spindly awkward mass of hotness, and Brendon totally has a plan. (October 2007, Panic!, MCR, Brendon/Mikeyway, request drabble, ~1k)
some dude's basement - "You are really fucking high," Bob said. (October 2007, MCR, Frank/Bob, request drabble, ~1k)
The Small Wonder AU - Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer's room. (October 2007, Ryan/Jon, Spencer/Brendon, robots, multibandom, comment!fic w/natacup82, ~5k)
Just One Of The Girls - "Spence, I'm. Look, I'm going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I'm going to," he held up his hands, "this is so brilliant, I'm going to become a girl." (October 2007, Ryan/Brendon, multibandom, Just One Of The Guys AU, for reel_band, ~21k)
Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie - There's very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray. (October 2007, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, Halloween, The Saddle Club AU, 5k+)
the first rule of broom-wielding - "I think Ryan's dead," Brendon said, nodding solemnly. "I'm waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don't want to be the one who finds his body." (September 2007, various pairings, multibandom, apartment building AU, 14k+)
The Thoughts of Youth Are Long, Long Thoughts (a boy's will is the wind's will) - He hugs Spencer tight, tighter, tightest, and says, "I like you best." (September 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer pre-slash, Winnie the Pooh AU, for band_princesses, ~3k)
The Way It Is Now - He ponders on how exactly to phrase his question. Finally, he sends, is spencer dying andor eating babies (August 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, baby-eating, zombie fangirls, Haley, ~6k)
Special Delivery For Hoops McCann - The summer after high school graduation is traditionally a summer of celebration... (August 2007, multibandom, Spencer/Jon, One Crazy Summer AU, for reel_band, 9k+)
Anywhere You Let It Go - "Okay, this is what I've figured out so far. I'm stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie." (August 2007, Patrick/Pete, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, kidfic, ponies, ~20k)
The Animal Shelter AU - There should be fic where Gerard runs an animal shelter. (June 2007, multiple pairings, multibandom, comment!fic w/clumsygyrl, ~6k)
Close Enough For True - Brendon was a prince. You might've thought that was important to the story, but it wasn't. In fact, the story would've ended the same way had Brendon been a smithy. Or a woodsman. (June 2007, multibandom, Spencer/Brendon, Snow White AU, ~7k)
Not!Fic: Ryan of Green Gables - When Gerard and Mikey Way first lay eyes on Ryan, Ryan knows he isn't what they were expecting. (May 2007, multibandom, Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, LM Montgomery fusion, ~12k)
Not!Fic: The Blue Castle - Spencer has always been a good son. (May 2007, Panic!, Spencer/Jon, William, LM Montgomery fusion, ~3k)
Certain Coasts Set Apart - It was easier to get lost on the Virginian coast than Spencer thought it would be. (May 2007, Panic!, Spencer/Brendon, future fic, 15k+)
This Is Not A Fairytale - "If you kiss me," Brendon says, fluttering his lashes behind his thick-rimmed glasses, "I'll turn into a real boy." (May 2007, Panic!, prince Spencer/magical frog Brendon, not exactly an AU, 1k+)
Supersaturation - Brendon's a little in love with Lieutenant Spencer Smith. (April 2007, Panic!-centric, multibandom, Brendon/Spencer, Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, 15k+)
The Pete Wentz Guide to Time Travel (Panic! At the Disco's Excellent Adventure) -
"You're giving us a time traveling Buick Le Sabre?" (April 2007, Panic!, slashy gen, time travel, Buicks, ~8k)
Never Was A Badger So - "Apparently," he said as they made their way out of the store, "I have a soft spot for spazzy Hufflepuffs." (March 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, Hogwarts fusion, AU, 2k+)
There Should Be A Name For Something Like This - It was the best idea Brendon had ever had, ever. (March 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, baskets of kittens, ~4k)
Everything Else Is Secondary - He just wants to drum. (March 2007, John/Rodney pre-slash, SGA/bandslash fusion of sorts, 5k+)