When You Know It's Meant To Be - Mike grins. "So here's the thing," he says. "It's just like kissing a girl, only you've got some harder surfaces to work with." (January 2010, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., Selena Gomez, fairytales, 12k+)

The Story So Far - William's mouth curves up at the corners and he says, "I like you, Jonas. There's something delightful about you, look here." Reaching out, he grasps Kevin's wrist with long, soft fingers. He holds his hand up and blows lightly across his palm and a blue flame sparks to life, hovering in the air above his skin. "Wonderful chemistry, you'd make someone a very pretty familiar." (January 2010, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, multibandom, take your high school AU and spin it, ~12k)

Supersaturation 'verse (Stargate: Atlantis fusion, AU, multibandom, character cheat-sheet)

Supersaturation - Brendon's a little in love with Lieutenant Spencer Smith. (April 2007, Brendon/Spencer, 15k+)

Solvation - It's possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon's fault. "Okay," Brendon says. "Okay, this could be my fault." (December 2007, various pairings, 23k+)

Enthalpy - "Oh, and," Other-Frank bobbed his head, "there's two of me now." (December 2007, Gerard/Frank, companion to Solvation, ~5k)

Entropy - His fingers itch, and the way they brush against the cool surface is a third reflex, a third accident, and a third pure perverse curiosity. (January 2008, Frank/Gerard, companion to Enthalpy, 1k+)

Sublimation - William is not exactly sure what's going on, but he's feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it. (March 2008, various pairings, 18k+)

Allotropy - "It's like, okay," Alex says to Carson's mice, slumped down on a stool, chin cupped into his hand. The mice are taking turns pushing each other off the little rodent wheel. "You know how you find your soul mate, only he's straight and also an asshole?" (May 2008, Singer/Johnson, ~10k)

Adsorption - "Skippy here's a virgin," Carden says, tugging Kevin down into the seat next to him. He's been doing that all day, pushing him around, like he's some sort of circus freak or trained dog or something. (February 2009, Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas, 5k+)

Saponification - "I don't usually follow gossip," Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, "but word is Crawford's got an imaginary friend." (March 2009, various pairings, 19k+)

Stoichiometry - "You are glorious," Brendon tells Captain Hall, because Captain Hall is like a giant walking, talking teddy bear and he doesn't let anyone be mean to Brendon. He even tells Pete not to be a creeper, which is awesome, because it's not like Brendon minds all of Pete's ass-slaps, but there's got to be a line drawn somewhere. That line has been firmly drawn by Captain Zack Hall, of the USMC. (December 2009, Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan, ~6k)

Some Kind Of Magic - Mike sits at his kitchen island and watches Kevin and his brother, Joe, eat ice cream and spoon-battle over the veins of chocolate, and he wonders if Bill has lost his fucking mind and, like, hired actors to pretend to be naked homeless men intent on taking over Mike's house and life. That is exactly something Bill would do. (November 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., fairies, ~6k)

While Stumbling Where Our Hearts Beat Regular Time - Kevin had been born this way; he's been changing since he was thirteen. There's pain, but it doesn't hurt. It just is. It's just his bones doing what they're supposed to do, and he licks blood off his knees and paws before padding over to his half open window and jumping down onto the fire escape. (October 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, multibandom, Werewolf AU, ~11k)

The Scene Isn't What It's Been - Brendon's more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike's nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It's like Kevin doesn't realize Mike isn't wearing pants until he realizes Mike isn't wearing pants. (October 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, FBR, tour dating, 5k+)

Sometimes You're Already There - Spencer has always been very practical. The problem is, there's his real life, and then there's Ryan. (September 2009, Spencer/Jon, Ghost Whisperer AU, ~6k)

NINJA - We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage. (September 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, multibandom, Eat More Cats, high school AU, ~32k)

Never Needed It Now So Much - "Um." Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He'd totally be gamey and, like, like--juicy and tender, oh sweet baby Jesus, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be delicious, he's all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it's like his mom's been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to eat you alive. (September 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., Brendon, high school AU, ~3k)

Revival - Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who's behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. "Oh, fuck me," he says. "You're a Jonas brother." (August 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., Gabe and Greta, small town AU, folk battles, 4k+)

Bust Your Move - Kevin's breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he's trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working. (July 2009, Kevin Lucas(Jonas)/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., JONAS tv show AU, ~3k)

Dancing Without Warning - "Let me get this straight," Nick says, ignoring Joe's snickers. "You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist." (April 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, The Jonas Brothers, The Academy Is..., 9k+)

Dancing Goes All Night - The thing is, if they'd wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn't have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub. (May 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, Coda to Dancing Without Warning, 2k+)

In The Movement - "Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he's carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets." (June 2009, Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden, follows Dancing Goes All Night, ~1k)

A Handholding Song - "I'm gonna write a song about you," Joe says. "It'll be a handholding song, I hope you don't mind if I make you a girl." (May 2009, various pairings, multibandom, the Hobo Joe AU, 15k+)

How not to eat a cat - When Frank crash-lands on earth, he makes the most of it. Sure, his home planet is destroyed, he's likely the only survivor, and sometimes he stares at his communication console - in patched together pieces, sitting in Bob's garage - and thinks about all he's lost, but generally he just hangs around with Joe, bugs the crap out of Bob, and commiserates with the dog about how much they both want to eat the cat. Sweet, delicious cat. (March 2009, Frank, TV's Alf AU, 1k+)

Build Your House, Call Me Home - William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he's going to blame Jon. (January 2009, William/Gabe, multibandom, William's House of Orphans AU, 10k+)

The Perfect Man - Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe's neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn't have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage. (December 2008, Joe/Bob, multibandom, AU for harlequin_bands, 14k+)

Untitled Middle School AU - Spencer tilts his head back. Brendon's standing behind his chair. Spencer waves a little and says, "Hi." (November 2008, Brendon/Spencer, pre-slash, ~1k)

Found Days - Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter. (August 2008, band AU, Beach Dog, Brendon/Jon, 13k+)

Longer Than The Road - The problem with being in a band with Pear Wentz is that Pear Wentz is a diva. A diva and a dirty rotten best friend stealer. (September 2008, the Lissa and Kit sequel to Found Days, ~3k)

Plays Out Like A Drum - Mary Beth looks sleek in designer jeans and a black scoop-neck sweater. Sam's heartbeat speeds up, she can feel the throb all the way down to her fingertips, and her throat's so dry it clicks when she tries to swallow. (November 2008, the Sam and Mary Beth sequel to the Lissa and Kit sequel to Found Days, ~4k)

Non-toxic And Washable - "Babies love me. All babies wish they were my babies, you should trust me on this." (October 2008, Panic, Brendon/Ryan, kidfic, 1k+)

All In The Way That You Trip - "I'm going to ask you one more time," he says, and he looks - Brendon shudders - he looks like he wants Brendon to stay quiet, like he's just itching to take Brendon apart and maybe put him back together wrong. "Where is Ryan?" (October 2008, Panic, Brendon/Spencer, harlequin intrigue AU for harlequin_bands, 22k+)

The prettiest teddy bear hamster in all the land - Gerard, in a very small voice, says, "She's super." (September 2008, MCR, Gerard, comment!fic ~1k)

Brendon and Jon flirting, it's sort of a contest - Brendon has been flirting with Spencer for years. There's a distinct lack of subtlety to his approach, though, so mainly Brendon thinks Spencer thinks Brendon just actually wants that many piggyback rides - which, okay, he does. Piggyback rides are awesome. (September 2008, flirting, Panic, Brendon/Jon, comment!fic ~1k)

Cowboy tendencies - Ryan's horse's name is Desiree. Brendon secretly thinks it's awesome that their horses both have 'D' names. They could start a club. Or a posse. (September 2008, Panic, FOB, cowboy!Brendon, comment!fic 1k+)

The Saddle Club AU

Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie - There's very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray. (October 2007, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, Halloween, 5k+)

The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride - At sixteen, Patrick might still have horse posters plastered all over his bedroom walls, might still sleep on cowboy sheets and have a sagging bookshelf full of riding mags, worn Marguerite Henry books, but none of that is half as embarrassing as his enormous crush on Pete Wentz. (December 2007, Patrick/Pete, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, Christmas, 6k+)

Instructor Bob's Annual Summer Campout - It's tragic, really, how long William had avoided Monroeville Farms. (August 2008, William/Siska, multibandom, ~5k)

Frank the Vampire Slayer - Frank presses a hand over his eyes. "Oh my god," he says. "My life is so fucking cool." (August 2008, BtVS movie AU, multibandom, Frank/Gerard, Spencer/Brendon, ~5k)

A Time And Place - Brendon's not exactly sure how it happens, but somewhere in New York he accidentally starts dating a guy. (August 2008, Panic/High School Musical, Brendon/Chad, Chad/Ryan Evans, Brendon/Jon, 1k+)

The Unicorn AU

If you know my name, tell it to me - It's a secret, but isn't, like, a secret. Jon doesn't like hiding parts of himself. (July 2008, Panic, The Academy Is..., unicorn!Jon Walker, ~3k)

If I were blind I'd know what you are - Bob has no intention of going anywhere near Walker, so it's a shock to look up and see him sitting there on the edge of the stage, bass in his lap, head bowed. (August 2008, Panic, MCR, unicorn!Jon Walker, ~1k)

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You - Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel. (July 2008, multiband, Brendon/Spencer, Jon Walker's beard, The Cab, Little Adam, ~7k)

We Would Bring It On And On - Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back. (June 2008, multiband, Brendon/Spencer, high school AU, Spencer gets his Jersey on, 27k)

They could make a Jonas Brothers sandwich. A couple, even. (June 2008, Panic, The Jonas Brothers, slashy gen, high!Jon, purity rings, tambourines, tacos ~3k)

purity rings are for ugly dudes - Jon just wants to take him home and give him to Brendon to cuddle.

another word for tacos - "You stole a Jonas Brother," Spencer says.

no vows will be forgotten - "We've got salsa, Ryan Ross. Sal-sa!" Brendon does a little dance in his seat and Jon plays the invisible maracas for him.

The Magic Friend Band - The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon's Magic Friend Band (April 2008, multibandom, Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, AU, 9k+)

Break Away - "Want to shut the fuck up, Urie?" Carden says from Jon's other side, and then Brendon spots Johnson trying very hard to become one with the thicket, and oh, hey, it's a party. A party of death. (April 2008, multibandom, gen, Brendon, Jon, Mike Carden, Johnson, ~2k)

Tear Down the Slaughter-house - Brendon isn't surprised when Haley opens the door for him, not really. (April 2008, Panic, Brendon/Spencer, future fic, character death, ~7k)

Mostly Products Created By Nature - Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn't care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year. (March 2008, multibandom, Greta/Bob, high school AU, ~6k)

Songs About Vikings - The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, "Spencer Smith's beard made me gay." (March 2008, Panic, Brendon/Spencer, magical beards, 2k+)

A Week In The Life Of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor - Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that's when Ross sets his room on fire. (February 2008, multibandom, AU, Bob/Ryan, Frankenmobile, ~4k)

Whether It's Wednesday Or A Saturday Night - One) he almost coughed up both his lungs; two) he gets fucking chatty when he's high, apparently, and he'd lectured Disashi for god knows how long on Dostoevsky, of all things; and three) he'd told Gaylor he's, "No lie, no lie, seriously, a witch." They'd had a good laugh over that one. (February 2008, multibandom, Teen Witch AU, Ryan/Mike Kennerty, Jon/Spencer, 14k+)

The World May Never Know - "It takes three licks, dude," Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, "Duh," because he's a freaking wise owl, he knows these things. (December 2007, Brendon/Spencer, Joe, William, Gabe, Adam Brody, The Who Council, ~6k)

resist the darkness - It took a few days for Patrick to realize Mikey wasn't hanging around for Pete. (November 2007, MCR, FOB, Mikey/Patrick, request drabble, ~1k)

the best planner of plans - Mikey is sort of this spindly awkward mass of hotness, and Brendon totally has a plan. (October 2007, Panic!, MCR, Brendon/Mikeyway, request drabble, ~1k)

some dude's basement - "You are really fucking high," Bob said. (October 2007, MCR, Frank/Bob, request drabble, ~1k)

The Small Wonder AU - Patrick treats Ryan like a real boy even though he sleeps in a closet in Spencer's room. (October 2007, Ryan/Jon, Spencer/Brendon, robots, multibandom, comment!fic w/natacup82, ~5k)

Just One Of The Girls - "Spence, I'm. Look, I'm going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I'm going to," he held up his hands, "this is so brilliant, I'm going to become a girl." (October 2007, Ryan/Brendon, multibandom, Just One Of The Guys AU, for reel_band, ~21k)

the first rule of broom-wielding - "I think Ryan's dead," Brendon said, nodding solemnly. "I'm waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don't want to be the one who finds his body." (September 2007, various pairings, multibandom, apartment building AU, 14k+)

The Thoughts of Youth Are Long, Long Thoughts (a boy's will is the wind's will) - He hugs Spencer tight, tighter, tightest, and says, "I like you best." (September 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer pre-slash, Winnie the Pooh AU, for band_princesses, ~3k)

The Way It Is Now - He ponders on how exactly to phrase his question. Finally, he sends, is spencer dying andor eating babies (August 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, baby-eating, zombie fangirls, Haley, ~6k)

Special Delivery For Hoops McCann - The summer after high school graduation is traditionally a summer of celebration... (August 2007, multibandom, Spencer/Jon, One Crazy Summer AU, for reel_band, 9k+)

Anywhere You Let It Go - "Okay, this is what I've figured out so far. I'm stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie." (August 2007, Patrick/Pete, Brendon/Spencer, multibandom, kidfic, ponies, ~20k)

The Animal Shelter AU - There should be fic where Gerard runs an animal shelter. (June 2007, multiple pairings, multibandom, comment!fic w/clumsygyrl, ~6k)

Close Enough For True - Brendon was a prince. You might've thought that was important to the story, but it wasn't. In fact, the story would've ended the same way had Brendon been a smithy. Or a woodsman. (June 2007, multibandom, Spencer/Brendon, Snow White AU, ~7k)

LM Montgomery fusions

Ryan of Green Gables - When Gerard and Mikey Way first lay eyes on Ryan, Ryan knows he isn't what they were expecting. (May 2007, multibandom, Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, ~12k)

The Blue Castle - Spencer has always been a good son. (May 2007, Panic!, Spencer/Jon, William, ~3k)

Certain Coasts Set Apart - It was easier to get lost on the Virginian coast than Spencer thought it would be. (May 2007, Panic!, Spencer/Brendon, future fic, 15k+)

This Is Not A Fairytale - "If you kiss me," Brendon says, fluttering his lashes behind his thick-rimmed glasses, "I'll turn into a real boy." (May 2007, Panic!, prince Spencer/magical frog Brendon, not exactly an AU, 1k+)

The Pete Wentz Guide to Time Travel (Panic! At the Disco's Excellent Adventure) - "You're giving us a time traveling Buick Le Sabre?" (April 2007, Panic!, slashy gen, time travel, Buicks, ~8k)

Never Was A Badger So - "Apparently," he said as they made their way out of the store, "I have a soft spot for spazzy Hufflepuffs." (March 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, Hogwarts fusion, AU, 2k+)

cutest thing since puppies - Brendon thinks Neville is the cutest thing since puppies were invented. (October 2007, Never Was A Badger So 'verse, gen, multibandom, request drabble, Hogwarts fusion, AU, ~1k)

There Should Be A Name For Something Like This - It was the best idea Brendon had ever had, ever. (March 2007, Panic!, Brendon/Spencer, baskets of kittens, ~4k)

Everything Else Is Secondary - He just wants to drum. (March 2007, John/Rodney pre-slash, SGA/bandslash fusion of sorts, 5k+)