Start Where You Begin - He was brilliant, as close to all-knowing as a human could possibly be, and he was slowly being whittled down to a drooling half-wit by a big-eyed, eerily silent three-year-old, the smallest baby known to mankind, and a black and white rabbit that ate absolutely everything that happened to be on floor level, including tape, electrical wiring, carpet fibers, wood molding, and socks. (Nov 2009, Rodney/John, kidfic au)

Saponification - "I don't usually follow gossip," Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, "but word is Crawford's got an imaginary friend." (Mar 2009, multibandom, various pairings, SGA/bandslash fusion, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, Sublimation, Allotropy & Adsorption)

Adsorption - "Skippy here's a virgin," Carden says, tugging Kevin down into the seat next to him. He's been doing that all day, pushing him around, like he's some sort of circus freak or trained dog or something. (Feb 2009, The Academy Is..., The Jonas Brothers, Carden/Kevin, SGA/bandslash fusion, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, Sublimation & Allotropy)

Allotropy - "It's like, okay," Alex says to Carson's mice, slumped down on a stool, chin cupped into his hand. The mice are taking turns pushing each other off the little rodent wheel. "You know how you find your soul mate, only he's straight and also an asshole?" (May 2008, multibandom, The Cab, Singer/Johnson, SGA/bandslash fusion, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, & Sublimation)

Sublimation - William is not exactly sure what's going on, but he's feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it. (Mar 2008, multibandom, various pairings, SGA/bandslash fusion, sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy & Entropy)

Entropy - His fingers itch, and the way they brush against the cool surface is a third reflex, a third accident, and a third pure perverse curiosity. (Jan 2008, MCR, Frank/Gerard, SGA/bandslash fusion, companion to Enthalpy)

Solvation - It's possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon's fault. "Okay," Brendon says. "Okay, this could be my fault." (Dec 2007, multibandom, various pairings, SGA/bandslash fusion, sequel to Supersaturation)

Enthalpy - "Oh, and," Other-Frank bobbed his head, "there's two of me now." (Dec 2007, multibandom, Gerard/Frank, SGA/bandslash fusion, companion to Solvation)

Supersaturation - Brendon's a little in love with Lieutenant Spencer Smith. (Apr 2007, Panic!-centric, multibandom, Brendon/Spencer, SGA/bandslash fusion)

Turn Sharp - Malfoy's jaw tensed, muscles jumping, and he bit out, "This isn't about trust, Granger. This is about you currently being the only fourth we could agree on." (Mar 2007, Hermione, HP/SGA fusion, follows Go Far and Stay Left, number 3: Directional Series)

Everything Else Is Secondary - He just wants to drum. (Mar 2007, John/Rodney pre-slash, bandslash fusion of sorts)

Three Bagglevarger Ficlets - Hufflepuffs Are Not Puppies, Feel Free To Kick; The More You Get, The More You Have; If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Worth Paying Someone Else To Do It. (Feb 2007, John/Rodney, follows Bagglevarger's Theory of Inversive Magic, crossover w/Harry Potter)

The Long Journey Home - Star Warrior - working title: Space Snakes Attack! - was an instant money-making favorite in the sci-fi and romance sect. (Feb 2007, John/Rodney, Stargate au)

Stay Left - His mum had called him gifted growing up, but his da always claimed he was a neurotic optimist with a dangerously large brain and a mild case of Tourette's. (Dec 2006, Seamus, HP/SGA fusion, follows Go Far, number 2: Directional Series)

A Night's Broken Rest - Everyone except for a bare skeleton crew were snug in their beds, visions of dancing ZPMs or something less critically important dancing in their heads, eagerly awaiting Santa. Or, rather, Carson dressed up in a Santa suit, belly padded with pillows and Athosian goat hair taped to his face. It was going to be hilarious. (Nov 2006, John/Rodney, A Christmas Carol)

Whatever You Wish For - John wasn't very good at following the text. (Nov 2006, John/Rodney, fairytale au)

And So And So And So Forth - "If it hatches and eats McKay, you're gonna have to give it up." (Sept 2006, Ronon, John/Rodney, egg)

Attack Of The Giant Robot From Outer Space - John wants to hug it, and possibly use his tongue in inappropriate ways. (Sept 2006, John/Rodney, robot)

This Is The Definition - They were pushing northwest. (Sept 2006, team, earthside, roadtrip)

Go Far - The Pegasus Galaxy wanted Ron dead. (August 2006, Ron/Draco, implied John/Rodney, HP/SGA fusion, number 1: Directional Series)

There Is No Reason Why - Zelenka was as hysterical as a man could be without actually making any sounds, and John was not freaking out. He absolutely wasn't. (August 2006, John/Rodney)

Oo-De-Lally - They lived in the forest in tents and stole to stay fed and to feed whoever begged them for help, and when they weren't stealing they just kind of lolled about and shot arrows at trees. (July 2006, John/Rodney, Robin Hood au, for reel_sga)

My Space Adventure - I don't really need glasses, but they make me feel smarter, like Leonard Nimoy. (June 2006, Scrubs fusion, JD pov)

Almost Like Joining A Cult - John thought it might've been his worst idea ever to force a mouthy, borderline egomaniacal astrophysicist, an alien warrior woman with strong thighs and high ideals, and an explosive-happy, barely post-pubescent marine into a close-knit team for the purposes of diplomatic ventures. (June 2006, season one team, request fic)

Never Anything But - "I'm not a woman." (May 2006, John, Rodney, Timothy, request ficlet)

Temp Ama McKay-Sheppard - "If she ever disintegrates in a multiphasic temporal distortion, it'll be all your fault!" (May 2006, Furry Octopus/Happily Ever After-verse snapshot)

The Least Cool - Nick was pretty sure he used to have pants. (May 2006, Parrish/Lorne, request ficlet)

Blue Team Go - "The botanists accosted me with their hippie finger-painting therapy this morning." (May 2006, Ronon, Rodney, bonding, request ficlet)

Bagglevarger's Theory of Inversive Magic - After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn't a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, "Thanks," and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn't and bullied his way into John's daily life. (May 2006, John/Rodney, crossover w/Harry Potter)

And They Lived Happily Ever After - He was quirky and sometimes obnoxious, and loved to stare at Rodney with just one eye, waiting, waiting patiently and so still until Rodney stared back before bleating, "MINE!" as loud as he could. He liked Brahms and AC/DC and still hated Hernandez, and, after one unfortunate incident in the gym - coupled with the whole pen-bleeding thing from before - he'd taken to screaming whenever he saw Major Lorne. (April 2006, John/Rodney, coda to Once Upon a Furry Octopus)

Taking Stock (the Puppy Fat Remix) - If Rodney concentrated very hard on the man's ass, he occasionally forgot that they were stuck on what was essentially an enormous free-range chicken farm for the Wraith with a limited supply of coffee and pudding. (Mar 2006, John/Rodney, remix of Taking Stock)

One Simple Theme -or- The One About Pancakes - She said, "The journey will cost you nothing that you are not ready to give," and blah blah blah, Rodney knew the spiel. Walk through, try not to insult anyone, indulge in a feast of mammoth proportions, try not to get drunk, make nice with the locals, try not to molest Colonel Sheppard. It was all pretty much standard. (Mar 2006, John/Rodney, womanly posturing)
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Those Days - Naptimes, John decided, were very, very cool. (Mar 2006, Ernie, kidfic snapshot)

What Happens in the Clubhouse - "Right, yes, because traveling through the eleven miles of forest between here and the 'gate will be a piece of cake when we're roughly the size of dwarves, with all the strength of a bundle of sticks!" (Mar 2006, John/Rodney, kidfic)

One Crazy Weekend - This is not really a remake of Weird Science, except it totally is. (Feb 2006, John/Rodney)

Once Upon a Furry Octopus - He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn't going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance. (Jan 2006, John/Rodney, Ernie)

Ring Out, Wild Bells - "This is the part where you thank me, apologize for not giving me an equally fantastic gift, and then go away," Rodney prompted. (Jan 2006, John/Rodney, au)

Pudding, And Other Rare Commodities - "Wait. Wait, are you honestly trying to trade sexual favors for my Snack Pack?" (Dec 2005, John/Rodney, puppets)

No Myth - True Love's Kiss = Unbelievably Ridiculous Variable of Plan. (Dec 2005, John/Rodney, fairytale au)